Monday, 24 January 2011

Why do I do that?

We all have habits that we hate, but this one is just getting ridiculous.  I was never like this before; I would either be awake and out of bed, or asleep and in bed and was perfectly fine with even a few hours sleep.   But now every morning, my alarm goes off, I press snooze a couple of hundred times, and then I wake up - JUST wake up; I don't get out of bed...now way, why would I do that?  I just lay there for at the very least an hour and a half doing absolutely nothing.  In fact I think both my mental and physical activity during that time just goes into minus - that's how much nothing there is going on!  And maybe that's still a little normal, cos a lot of people lay in bed for a bit in the morning...but nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody gets up, has breakfast, watches TV, checks their email and THEN goes back to bed to lay there for a bit before they get ready.  Oh no, I'm not saying I do that....'nobody' includes me.
I think it's Vlcek's German in Welsh lectures - he's hypnotizing me so that I fail this course and therfore, fail this year and don't get a degree..which would mean I don't qualify for being world leader...and then he can taek over and turn the entire world into  German in Welsh speaking HELL!  Yes, German in Welsh!  My Professor speaks German in a Welsh accent.  Is that even possible?  Of course not dimwit....I made it up!  Ok, you seriously need some sleep....so I'll leave you alone.  Goodnight ....whoever you are.
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