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Ok, so I haven't posted anything in ages....so I thought I'd write some random stuff. 
Uni's getting pretty tough - Quantum Mechanics...just as fancy as it sounds....but also just as confusing and frustrating.  Still I seem to be doing much better in the module than all the others.  I also did much better in my physical chemistry modules last year, which is making me wonder - should I have done physics?  Actually that question was answered when I was 9 years old...HELL YES I should have done physics...but I was stupid and didn't take maths at A level.  I was confused about what to do, so I took the three sciences as I knew I wanted to do something science related.  However at the time I was thinking more Medicine/Dentisty/Biomed related...so I thought I wouldn't need maths.  I don't regret doing Chemistry though....in fact I love it; it has just the right amount of quantum mechanics, mathematics, physics in it without going too much into detail.  But still, Physics would have been nice; it was my first love after all.  Gosh...imagine telling your kids that, "Who was your first love Mummy?"..."Astrophysics!  It was love at first sight.  But it didn't last for long...I had a long term relationship with Medicine, but I wasn't very faithful and got pregnant with Dentistry's child...however when it popped out, it wasn't even Dentistry's child...it was from that one night stand (well, one of the many one night stands) with Chemistry.  And so here I am happily married to Chemistry with you three; Organic, Inorganic and Physical..." 
Moral of the story people......take Maths A level to save yourself from going insane!  :D

Silly Americans...

Sometimes I begin to get a little bit convinced that maybe Americans aren't as stupid as what we say, and give them such a hard time about.  But for some reason every single time this happens, I come across an American who makes me think "No....you really are as strange and stupid as we all think".
For example, I went to visit some of my cousins in California last summer (most of them there are pretty smart to be honest).  I was waiting to board the plane at Heathrow...and some people had started queueing up to get on the plane; totally normal...if you want to get onto a plane or get into anywhere, and there are other people apart from you, you generally tend to line up and go one by one. 
However this seemed to be a phenomenon that the American couple sat next to me had not witnessed before.  They both stare in awe for a minute or two...and then the lady turns to her husband and says in an extremely surprised voice, "Look....what are they doing?  Why are they all lining up?" to which her husband shrugged his shoulders and carried on staring open mouthed.  Noticing that her husband was in too much shock to answer back, she came to the conclusion that "Oh....I guess it must be a British thing"!
YES....yes of course it's just a British thing.  I suppose you yanks just stampede towards the doors all at once and hope it all goes well;  oh let's just all run at it and then see who gets the best seats....'cause that's just so much more normal than queueing up like those boring Brits!
I still have no idea how those two managed to get on the palne in the end....the "British" way, or the "normal" way..... :-|

Those pointlessly HUGE heels!

Girls like wearing heels. Of course they do; girls like absolutely anything that'll make them look better, from a piece of clothing to an injection full of chemicals they've never heard of. 
Now...there are different types of heels;  there's "going to work" heels......there's "everyday" heels....there's "once in a while" or "for a change" heels....there's "business meeting" heels....."barely there" heels.....And then there is those HUGE platform heels - the "KILLER" heels.  Now these should only come out perhaps once a week or every now and again when you're going for a night out; at least that's what I think, and anyone who sees the shoes would probably think the same.  But I guess some girls just love there hooker heels TOO much, and so must wear them everyday.  How on Earth do they even walk in them?  I mean, they're so high that I'm confident the gravitational potential energy of anyone wearing them would change signifcantly.
I never really paid much attention until I began to feel that I was getting shorter.  But obviosuly I wasn't.....it was just every other girl had decided they wanted to be 6 inches off the ground.  The phrase "sweep a girl off her feet" has no meaning anymore, since most of them don't have their feet on the ground to begin with.  You can't sweep someone off their feet if their feet are already half a foot in the air. 
There's one girl who wears these huge platoforms heels even during lab sessions...... All you can hear for the entire three hours is the sound of her shoes on the floor as she limps around like a kangaroo with buckets on it's feet. That's another thing I don't get - maybe they wouldn't make themselves stand out so much if they could actually walk in them properly.  But no one can - there is no way of walking properly in them...everyone just says "oh you'll get used to it....I did" - NO you didn't....a monkey could do a better job walking on stilts than you can in those 6 inch hooker shoes that you INSIST on wearing every single fucking day!  And then they bump into everyone whilst they're shuffle limping through their day.....they fall over on top of everyone trains because there balance is so bad, the noise gets on everyone's nerves, you have to speak twice as loud cos they can't hear you from up there, they slip and hurt themselves and you have to pretend you feel sorry for them when you're actually thinking "you had it coming didn't you?"......
*sigh*....WHY girls?  I'm serious....you really don't look that bad when you're centre of gravity is 6 inches lower.  Just stick to the "everyday" heels....please....

Why do I do that?

We all have habits that we hate, but this one is just getting ridiculous.  I was never like this before; I would either be awake and out of bed, or asleep and in bed and was perfectly fine with even a few hours sleep.   But now every morning, my alarm goes off, I press snooze a couple of hundred times, and then I wake up - JUST wake up; I don't get out of bed...now way, why would I do that?  I just lay there for at the very least an hour and a half doing absolutely nothing.  In fact I think both my mental and physical activity during that time just goes into minus - that's how much nothing there is going on!  And maybe that's still a little normal, cos a lot of people lay in bed for a bit in the morning...but nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody gets up, has breakfast, watches TV, checks their email and THEN goes back to bed to lay there for a bit before they get ready.  Oh no, I'm not saying I do that....'nobody' includes me.
I think it's Vlcek's German in Welsh lectures - he's hypnotizing me so that I fail this course and therfore, fail this year and don't get a degree..which would mean I don't qualify for being world leader...and then he can taek over and turn the entire world into  German in Welsh speaking HELL!  Yes, German in Welsh!  My Professor speaks German in a Welsh accent.  Is that even possible?  Of course not dimwit....I made it up!  Ok, you seriously need some sleep....so I'll leave you alone.  Goodnight ....whoever you are.
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Given up

There is absolutely NO bloody way this lab report is getting done.  And this time it seriously isn't because I can't be arsed...this time it's cos I have to look up some stuff in a book which I don't have.  I would have known this if I had read over the lab script...which I obviously didn't.  I'll just have to go into uni early and do it.......yeh, cos that always works out perfectly... :-| 
Ugh.....I have this annoying little (well, not little actually) twitch!  Dunno why I found the need to mention that...it's just been pissing me off all day.  There's some days where it doesn't happen at all....and then some where it goes into freaking overload!  But I have noticed it doesn't happen when I'm chewing or humming/singing.  So I could just walk around all the time singing and chewing - that'll make me look so much more normal!  For any of you reading this and thinking "chewing is normal"....*sigh*, seriously?  Chewing is the least normal activity out there.....You chew on an indigestible piece of rubber which has no taste after the first 2 minutes...for AGES and ages and ages.  WTF...Why?  And no it does not make you look cool either...you look like a cow....yes, a cow!  Cows chew away for hours on end on tastless crap...not humans.    Actually, it's not necessarily the gum that annoys me....it's the way some people go to war with it! They look like they're tackling an entire army in their mouth......like they're chewing on the toughest meat on Earth - what the hell?  Calm down...it's just a piece of gum....we get it - you're chewing gum....no need to be so violent about it!  
So now for some sleep.....4 hours is all I have until I need to wake up!  Then report writing!
Goodnight...  :D

First Post... :D

I finally started a blog....great.  Actually, I shouldn't be on here...I should be doing my lab report right now.  But that would mean going upstairs to my room....getting the lab script and results....then getting distracted by something in my room that I never knew existed (does that happen to anyone else...finding things you never knew were there)....then coming back down after half an hour of wowing over my new discovery.....then actually starting the report...etc etc....WAY too much work...way too much energy wasted; I need to preserve my energy...since I have to stay awake all night......to do the lab report that I can't be bothered to do right now. 
I think I'm done now.....I'll save the pointless nonsense for some other time... :D