Those pointlessly HUGE heels!

Girls like wearing heels. Of course they do; girls like absolutely anything that'll make them look better, from a piece of clothing to an injection full of chemicals they've never heard of. 
Now...there are different types of heels;  there's "going to work" heels......there's "everyday" heels....there's "once in a while" or "for a change" heels....there's "business meeting" heels....."barely there" heels.....And then there is those HUGE platform heels - the "KILLER" heels.  Now these should only come out perhaps once a week or every now and again when you're going for a night out; at least that's what I think, and anyone who sees the shoes would probably think the same.  But I guess some girls just love there hooker heels TOO much, and so must wear them everyday.  How on Earth do they even walk in them?  I mean, they're so high that I'm confident the gravitational potential energy of anyone wearing them would change signifcantly.
I never really paid much attention until I began to feel that I was getting shorter.  But obviosuly I wasn't.....it was just every other girl had decided they wanted to be 6 inches off the ground.  The phrase "sweep a girl off her feet" has no meaning anymore, since most of them don't have their feet on the ground to begin with.  You can't sweep someone off their feet if their feet are already half a foot in the air. 
There's one girl who wears these huge platoforms heels even during lab sessions...... All you can hear for the entire three hours is the sound of her shoes on the floor as she limps around like a kangaroo with buckets on it's feet. That's another thing I don't get - maybe they wouldn't make themselves stand out so much if they could actually walk in them properly.  But no one can - there is no way of walking properly in them...everyone just says "oh you'll get used to it....I did" - NO you didn't....a monkey could do a better job walking on stilts than you can in those 6 inch hooker shoes that you INSIST on wearing every single fucking day!  And then they bump into everyone whilst they're shuffle limping through their day.....they fall over on top of everyone trains because there balance is so bad, the noise gets on everyone's nerves, you have to speak twice as loud cos they can't hear you from up there, they slip and hurt themselves and you have to pretend you feel sorry for them when you're actually thinking "you had it coming didn't you?"......
*sigh*....WHY girls?  I'm serious....you really don't look that bad when you're centre of gravity is 6 inches lower.  Just stick to the "everyday" heels....please....